SINGAPORE TOURISM
Once I was bit by a travelling tic,
So away I did to Singapore Republic.
And having taken my refuge there,
I sampled its tourism fare.
The following I thought worth to pen,
So take heed, o Singaporean:
Oh your malls are proud and commercial
They boast your success economical
Your marvellous public transportation
Excels throughout your entire nation
Your warrior lads do Herculean feats
Your maidens are lithen-limbed and sweet
You're a paragon of efficiency
Naught compares to the Lion City
But as I was bound on the homeward tack
You said "Thank you sir, please come back"
Well the whole point of this poem's to sing
My answer, which is the following:
"It once was in me to visit you again
But then you tried to drown me in your f***ing rain!"
- GitP -
- Copyright © CHOY JI IAN 2012 -
- Copyright © CHOY JI IAN 2012 -
